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♪ Il ♪

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♪ lumination ♪

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♪ Illumination ♪

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♪ Illumination. ♪

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Hyah! Hyah!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Uh

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Eh

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- Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.

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Oh!

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All right, everybody,
gather round.

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This is our latest,
very special exhibit

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where you’ll learn all about
your favorite movies

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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.

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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!

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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.

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Look up there. It’s E.T.

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Oh, and look at this one.

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Keanu Reeves.

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And you all know
George Lucas, right?

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Oh, yes, he’s great.

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I’d really like to go home now.

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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.

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You can do it.

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Can I at least have
my cell phone?

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Oh, George, you’re just gonna
use it to call for help.

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Oh, and over here,

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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.

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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.

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James and Henry!

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Who?

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Are you serious?

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James and Henry.

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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.

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But I’ve never seen, uh

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James and Henry.

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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.

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This is insane!

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James and Henry
are legends, and
they changed Hollywood forever.

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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.

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And their story is epic.

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They’re what?

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What is she talking about?

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You know what? Change of plans.

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Everybody, sit down. Now.

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All of you. Come on, sit down.

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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.

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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.

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As you may know,
throughout time,

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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,

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<i>searching for
the perfect villain</i>

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<i>to serve.</i>

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♪ Ho, ho ♪

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<i>And among them
was a very special guy.</i>

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<i>That’s him right there.</i>

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<i>James.</i>

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<i>He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,</i>

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<i>he loved to invent stories
and share them
with his buddies.</i>

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- Hey, Alberto.
Look at me booka.
- Huh?

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¿Te gusta?

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Uh um, meh.

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Ah. Uh, Eric.

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Huh?

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Hey, James! Hey!
Okay?

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Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.

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<i>The rest of his tribe, however,</i>

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<i>they were just interested
in one thing.</i>

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Big Boss. Ooh

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<i>To serve the most evil
master they can find.</i>

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<i>And this guy checked
all the boxes.</i>

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<i>Scary? Check.</i>

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<i>Burly? Check.</i>

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- <i>Super mean?</i>
- Ooh.

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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<i>Double check.</i>

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Oh.

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No, no, no!

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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<i>He was a perfect ten.</i>

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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Pout! Pout! Pout!

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<i>To show their new master
how much they cared,</i>

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<i>the Minions did everything
for him.</i>

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<i>But James wanted
to go one step further</i>

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<i>and create something
truly wonderful for his master.</i>

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Uh, uh, what? Ah.

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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!

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Hey, looka! Looka!

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Regarde!

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C’est tu!

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Et c’est nous!

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Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

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Pout, pout, pout.

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Uh

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No, pout, pout, pouta. No.

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No.

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Eh?

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Regarde! Regarde!

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Ah, ooh, ooh.

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Uh, pulla, pulla

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Phew.

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Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!

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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

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Oomph!

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Ow!

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Oh! Ooh! Oh!

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- Oh, James.
- James.

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<i>The Minions were banished</i>

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<i>from the Cyclops’s island
that day,</i>

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<i>and everyone was mad at James.</i>

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James, James, James!

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- Oh.
- <i>Well, not everyone.</i>

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<i>One other Minion
found it very funny.</i>

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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.

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Ayah, ouch.

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<i>And that was Henry.</i>

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HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la.

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Allez.

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Hey, James.

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Ah, sí, sí.

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Uh-uh.

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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

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Hey.

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Huh?

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Mee-ta Henry.

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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.

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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.

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Ooh, hey.

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Sí.

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Oh, oh.

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Hey, oh!

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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.

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Blah.

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<i>And from that moment on,</i>

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<i>James and Henry
were inseparable.</i>

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<i>The best of friends
and by each other’s side</i>

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- <i>no matter where they went</i>
- Big Boss! Big Boss!

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- <i>or who they worked for.</i>
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

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<i>Their next master
was extremely promising,</i>

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<i>very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.</i>

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<i>And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it had some
wicked spells in it.</i>

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Misha stroganoff.

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Oh la la la.

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Brush up! Brush up!

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No touch of la bookiski.

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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.

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Ah.

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- No touch of!
- Bah no, no.

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Hey, James. James.

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Come here, come here. Looka.

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Touch of la bookiski.

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Oh.

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Looka. Come here, come here.

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Oh.

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Bella la monstra.

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Ooh la. Ooh.

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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!

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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.

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Uh

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Aw.

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cute-a.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.

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Command-Zed!

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Undo!

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Command-Zed!

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Undo!

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<i>Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently
lost a master.</i>

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Henry!

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<i>On the plus side,</i>

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<i>James and Henry’s friendship
became stronger that day</i>

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- Uh
- Uh

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<i>even if it made</i>

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<i>some of the other Minions
unhappy.</i>

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<i>Oh, this is Ed, by the way.</i>

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<i>He’s a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.</i>

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<i>So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.</i>

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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.

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Come here.

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Huh?

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<i>And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.</i>

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<i>And there were many.</i>

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The Big Boss!

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Uh, buddies.

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Por favor.

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Uh. Huh? Ah!

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Oh, Chris!

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Oh, Bill.

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Oh, Patrick.

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Huh?

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Oh, Brian.

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<i>But after a while,</i>

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<i>they couldn’t find
any more evil masters to serve.</i>

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<i>For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,</i>

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<i>tired and losing hope.</i>

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Okay.

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Okay?

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<i>And that
very bossy Minion there,</i>

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<i>that’s Dick.</i>

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<i>He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.</i>

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Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

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<i>Now, because of their nonstop</i>

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<i>blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James</i>

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<i>to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.</i>

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<i>Which was fine with them,</i>

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<i>as it meant they could
stay up all night</i>

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<i>discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,</i>

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<i>their hopes, their dreams.</i>

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- Ooh la la.
- Bank you.

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- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.

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Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick.

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asparagus.

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Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.

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Hey, yo!
Henry, James! Sleepa!

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Hey.

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Go, go, go.

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- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh?

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<i>Oof. And with that,</i>

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<i>Dick lost his temper again.</i>

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<i>And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.</i>

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<i>Henry thought long and hard
about Dick’s remarks</i>

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<i>and decided to punch him.</i>

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<i>But thankfully Ed intervened,</i>

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<i>signed for his friend
to calm down,</i>

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<i>breathe deeply</i>

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- <i>and</i>
- Hey. Hey!

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<i>punched Dick himself.</i>

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Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
Okay?

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<i>Well, this seemed like</i>

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- <i>the breaking point</i>
- Looka!

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<i>but then Dick saw something</i>

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<i>that would change
the Minions’ lives forever.</i>

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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!

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♪ ♪

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Big Boss.

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Hey, buddies!

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Bye-bye!

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What the?

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Hyah!

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Huh? Buddies, looka!

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To the train!

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- Follow him!
- Get on up! Get after him!

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Go, go, go!

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Hmm?

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- After him!
- Come here, you little

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Hey!

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Huh? Oh.

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Hey! Down here!

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Buddies! Helpa me!

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What? Oh!

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00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,326
Whoa, whoa!

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Big Boss! Hey!

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- Uh, oh.
- Oh.

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Hey, hey, looka.

258
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,605
Toot, toot!

259
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,707
Uh, uh, oh.

260
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,572
Oh, oh, oh.

261
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,036
Hey. Toot, toot!

262
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,108
- Toot!
- Toot!

263
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,454
- Agh.

264
00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:31,662
- Broke off.
- Huh?

265
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,629
Toot, toot!

266
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,044
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!

267
00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,295
Buddies, go, go!

268
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,125
Toot, toot!

269
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,484
Ah!

270
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,328
Please don’t hurt me!

271
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,641
MINIONS [dreamily]:
Big Boss.

272
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,505
Phew.

273
00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,885
Look out!

274
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,542
Kumquat?

275
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,337
Huh?

276
00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,649
Huh?

277
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,409
No.

278
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,797
Stop!

279
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:41,594
Sto

280
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,113
op!

281
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,470
Toot, toot.

282
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,610
Cut!

283
00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,922
Okay, people, back to one.

284
00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,856
And you!

285
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,996
Do you have any idea
what you have done?

286
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,552
la Boss y, uh, conducto

287
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,244
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.

288
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,487
Sí, toot, toot.

289
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,145
Stop! Stop.

290
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,147
You’ve ruined everything.

291
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,046
It was a perfect scene.

292
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.

293
00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,499
Uh [speaks Minionese] No?

294
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,914
Get out of here.

295
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,502
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.

296
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,537
- And you.
- Me?

297
00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:30,159
Definitely you. Get out!

298
00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,024
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!

299
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:34,992
Out!

300
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,892
<i>Verschwindet!</i>

301
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,584
Let’s go again.

302
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,033
Uh, hey, boss.

303
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,794
We’re out of film.

304
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:48,143
This is not going
to go down well.

305
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,613
You tell that no-talent bum

306
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,925
if he messes up again,
he’s fired!

307
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065
And then send him
a bottle of champagne

308
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,171
because it’s his birthday.

309
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,587
Oh! There he is.

310
00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,520
Our favorite director.

311
00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:21,832
Hello, Mr. Bright.

312
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,558
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

313
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,180
All right,
let’s see what you shot.

314
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,665
Roll the scene, now.

315
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,633
We are so excited to see it.

316
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,082
Come on, let’s go.

317
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,808
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,

318
00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,362
we had

319
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,674
a small problem.

320
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:37,882
A problem?

321
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,126
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.

322
00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,128
Problems cost money, Elwood.

323
00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,612
If this scene is terrible,

324
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,720
you will never work
in this town again.

325
00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,135
But we’re sure you’ll do great

326
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,102
in any number of other towns.

327
00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,140
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.

328
00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,339
Ooh, here we go.

329
00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:25,309
What is going on?

330
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,760
I know. That’s what I was
trying to tell you at the

331
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,385
What are those things?

332
00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:34,318
Uh they, uh

333
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,768
You changed the whole scene.

334
00:22:35,906 --> 00:22:37,528
But I didn’t.

335
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,497
I oh, boy, I didn’t.

336
00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,257
It’s genius!

337
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,603
What?

338
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,951
The scene, it’s great.

339
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,815
It’s better than great.
I love it!

340
00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,577
Those sickly children,
oh, they’re fantastic.

341
00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,337
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.

342
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,890
Uh yeah.

343
00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:56,927
Okay. Absolutely.

344
00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,068
I’m going to get
my very good friends--

345
00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,484
just those, uh, uh,
what’s their names--

346
00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,900
and put them in the movie!

347
00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:09,836
Sam?

348
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,390
Elwood?

349
00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,288
Would you mind playing it?

350
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,703
All right.

351
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,675
Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie.

352
00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,781
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.

353
00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:26,853
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!

354
00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,821
Faster, faster!

355
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:31,271
We need to find them.
Where are they?

356
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,445
Get out of the way!

357
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,309
Move it, move it!

358
00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,108
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!

359
00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,592
Give women the vote!

360
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,352
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.

361
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,078
They could be on Sunset.

362
00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:48,185
- Ah.
- Ah.

363
00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,221
Oh, looka!

364
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,533
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

365
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,607
Mmm!

366
00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,884
Hey, hey!

367
00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:04,891
Oh.

368
00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,309
Eh, looka.

369
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,214
Hey!

370
00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,250
- Huh?
- Don’t let ’em get away!

371
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,253
Huh?

372
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,706
Huh?

373
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,923
Whoa!

374
00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,452
My boys!

375
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,868
I’ve been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.

376
00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,525
- There they are!
- Uh

377
00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:54,113
Get those little guys!

378
00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,357
Quick, quick.

379
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,635
Go, go, go!

380
00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:03,156
Don’t let them get away!

381
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,951
Banana!

382
00:25:13,684 --> 00:25:15,755
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.

383
00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,481
Uh, first things first.

384
00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:18,827
Who are you?

385
00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,346
- Henry.
- Y James.

386
00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:21,968
Dick.

387
00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,213
- Ed.
- Uh

388
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,732
- Soy Peter!
- Ken.

389
00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:33,877
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?

390
00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:35,119
Bah

391
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,327
Minions.

392
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,985
Look, Minions, my name is Max.

393
00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,504
Bello, Max!

394
00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,299
Yeah, hi.

395
00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,577
Okay, I’m so sorry
about earlier.

396
00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,511
So, I would like
to work with you.

397
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,444
We should make movies.

398
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,652
- Movies?
- Movies?

399
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:51,964
- Movies?
- Huh?

400
00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,035
You don’t know what movies are?

401
00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,519
Mm

402
00:25:55,657 --> 00:26:00,075
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,

403
00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:04,597
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.

404
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,565
storya.

405
00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:09,291
James
La storya.

406
00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,879
Le movies? ¿Para mí?

407
00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:13,019
Sí, James. Sí!

408
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,577
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,

409
00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,476
where we make
all kinds of movies.

410
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,271
Oh, oh!

411
00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,620
- Hello, Josh.
- Hey, Sam.

412
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,659
Perfect.

413
00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,459
All right,
positions, everybody!

414
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,634
Find your mark

415
00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,647
Whoo!

416
00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,242
It’s a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!

417
00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:08,316
Fantástico!

418
00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:09,558
It is fantástico.

419
00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,250
It’s exciting, isn’t it?

420
00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,804
Oh!

421
00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:15,979
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.

422
00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,015
How about you gentlemen?

423
00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:20,121
Do you want
to make movies, too?

424
00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,537
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.

425
00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,539
Big Boss.

426
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:25,920
Mm. -Uh

427
00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,818
Le movies!

428
00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:30,062
Excellent. Let’s get to work.

429
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,998
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.

430
00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:39,174
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.

431
00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,520
Uh

432
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,005
Oh.

433
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,385
Okay, listen up.

434
00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:44,835
So here’s the scene.

435
00:27:44,973 --> 00:27:46,526
You see those large,
heavily armed men?

436
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,598
They suspect you have killed
their leader,

437
00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,670
and they want you dead.

438
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:52,774
Gweek.

439
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:54,155
Uh, gweek?

440
00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:55,846
All right, I need you

441
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,884
to really sell the drama.

442
00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,300
You do a good job,
and you’re hired!

443
00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:04,337
You fail, it’s back
to wandering the streets,

444
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,891
scavenging for food.

445
00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,031
Have fun with it!

446
00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,204
Okay!

447
00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:11,275
Ready, action!

448
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:12,656
Attack!

449
00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:15,210
Uh, buddies?

450
00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,111
No, no, no, no, no!

451
00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,391
Henry!

452
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,222
Henry, helpa!

453
00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,817
Buddies!

454
00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,582
Help!

455
00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:53,835
- Skoal!
- Skoal!

456
00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:57,528
Hey.

457
00:28:58,702 --> 00:28:59,979
Cut!

458
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,224
Huh?

459
00:29:03,362 --> 00:29:05,709
Okay, that was

460
00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:08,298
perfect!

461
00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:15,339
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?

462
00:29:15,477 --> 00:29:18,860
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?

463
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,388
Honey, it’s starting.

464
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:31,217
Oh, goodie.

465
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,943
NARRATOR [over radio]: On this
beautiful spring day of ’27,

466
00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,049
<i>the world has never been
a better place.</i>

467
00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,292
<i>The economy is forever booming</i>

468
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,019
<i>with no sign
of slowing down ever.</i>

469
00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,745
<i>People have never
been so happy,</i>

470
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,644
<i>and the future has never
looked so bright.</i>

471
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,095
<i>Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,</i>

472
00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,132
<i>the new stars
of the silver screen</i>

473
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,134
<i>took the world by storm
and changed the face</i>

474
00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,722
<i>of the motion picture
industry forever</i>

475
00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,898
<i>with movies like</i> The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,

476
00:29:57,036 --> 00:29:59,418
Look Behind You
And Then Down

477
00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:02,524
<i>and</i> They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!

478
00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:04,768
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.

479
00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:08,427
<i>The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,</i>

480
00:30:08,565 --> 00:30:10,774
<i>and it seems like the public
just can’t get enough of them.</i>

481
00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:14,502
<i>We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,</i>

482
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,194
<i>and we’re going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.</i>

483
00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:19,369
<i>Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house</i>

484
00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,302
<i>in Beverly Hills</i>

485
00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:23,407
<i>where they’ll be able
to enjoy</i>

486
00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,478
<i>a comfortably large
game room</i>

487
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,621
<i>and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.</i>

488
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,073
<i>Their lives have changed</i>

489
00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,110
- <i>since fame hit them.</i>
- Look, Minions!

490
00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:38,181
<i>They can’t go anywhere
without being recognized.</i>

491
00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:41,667
<i>Run, boys, run!</i>

492
00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:45,257
<i>Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,</i>

493
00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:46,706
<i>and the Minions are always
on the hunt</i>

494
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,848
<i>for the hottest,
most modern looks.</i>

495
00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922
<i>What trendsetters.</i>

496
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,648
<i>What fashion icons.</i>

497
00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:59,340
<i>And not only that,</i>

498
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,722
<i>now there’s
Minions merchandise.</i>

499
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,277
<i>What will they think of next?</i>

500
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,281
<i>And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties</i>

501
00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,766
<i>like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.</i>

502
00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,150
<i>Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.</i>

503
00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,497
<i>They truly have it all.</i>

504
00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,441
Bank you, bank you.

505
00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:34,823
Okay? Hah.

506
00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,281
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.

507
00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,224
para aquí, eh?

508
00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,536
Aquí.

509
00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,883
- Wow.
- Incredible.

510
00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:01,885
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!

511
00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:04,577
película. Looka.

512
00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:07,649
- Okay?
- On it.

513
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,829
Okay?

514
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,520
James, my boy,

515
00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:18,833
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.

516
00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,386
Ah, bank you.

517
00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:23,217
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.

518
00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,253
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.

519
00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:27,117
O-Oscar?

520
00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:31,673
Ah, it’s an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.

521
00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:33,468
Ah

522
00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:37,610
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to

523
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,199
James.

524
00:32:43,616 --> 00:32:46,240
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!

525
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,143
Eh

526
00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:54,662
Bank you!

527
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,940
- Bank you
- James.

528
00:32:57,078 --> 00:32:58,286
James?

529
00:32:58,424 --> 00:32:59,943
Are you all right, my friend?

530
00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,741
W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s
happening? What is this?

531
00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:06,225
I’ll tell you what it is.

532
00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:08,158
It’s the future of cinema.

533
00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,608
Everyone’s doing it, Max.

534
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:13,784
From now on,
our movies are gonna have

535
00:33:13,922 --> 00:33:15,683
sound.

536
00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:20,584
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.

537
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,315
I have a very good feeling
about this.

538
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,145
Quiet, everyone.

539
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,905
Are you ready, Henry?

540
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,113
Ah, sí, sí, sí.

541
00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,012
This will be great.

542
00:33:35,151 --> 00:33:37,222
Okay, we’re recording.

543
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,569
And action.

544
00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:57,552
You disappear from my life
five years ago,

545
00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,866
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?

546
00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,489
Well, no. No, I say!

547
00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:07,390
Get lost, you handsome bastard.

548
00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,842
Oh, Humphrey.

549
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,845
My mother warned me
about men like you.

550
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,579
Mm, baby,

551
00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,375
piñata, carbonara,

552
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,170
lasagna.

553
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,034
What?

554
00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,449
<i>Was?</i>

555
00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:34,348
What?

556
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,009
Stay with us, Sarge.

557
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,494
We need you.

558
00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:45,738
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!

559
00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,779
Yeah, Sarge?

560
00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,919
Sí

561
00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,645
chihuahua!

562
00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,166
Cut!

563
00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:00,926
Chihuahua!

564
00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,049
Oh, poop.

565
00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:22,603
Cut!

566
00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,260
Bikini.

567
00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,266
Can I have
a cup of coffee, please?

568
00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,991
Tiny bit of milk.

569
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,201
Two sugars.

570
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:35,892
Thank you.

571
00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,136
Balzac!

572
00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:41,346
This is a disaster!
We’ve lost millions!

573
00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,071
No.

574
00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,143
- You know who I blame?
- Them!

575
00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,765
Sadly, yes.

576
00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422
Get out of here!

577
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,044
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,

578
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,597
and we hope
we can still be friends

579
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,772
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.

580
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:56,188
And have a great life
away from us.

581
00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,883
Mbappé de Platini.

582
00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,161
Oscar.

583
00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,679
O-Oscar?

584
00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:07,786
James, you’re never
going to win an Oscar.

585
00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:08,959
You’re done.

586
00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:10,444
You’re fired!

587
00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:20,454
- Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.

588
00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,870
- <i>Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

589
00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:25,838
- <i>Hasta la vista, Quentin.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

590
00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,358
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!

591
00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,981
- <i>Ciao, Federico.</i>
- Bye-bye, Max.

592
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,500
Dick.

593
00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,950
Max.

594
00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:38,817
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.

595
00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:41,440
Don’t worry, boys.

596
00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,891
It’s just a minor setback.

597
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,344
Bank you.

598
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,691
You’re going to be fine, James.

599
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,659
You’re going
to do great things.

600
00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,110
Henry! James!

601
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,974
Bye-bye, Max.

602
00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,924
No, no, no.

603
00:37:17,062 --> 00:37:18,132
¿Por qué?

604
00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,361
Ah

605
00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,822
Uh, okay.

606
00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:13,532
Hey, Victor, bood night.

607
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,603
- Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.

608
00:38:15,741 --> 00:38:17,467
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.

609
00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:18,882
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.

610
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,401
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.

611
00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,477
Bood night, James.

612
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,184
Hmm.

613
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,772
Huh?

614
00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,918
Eu-Eureka.

615
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,023
Eureka!

616
00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:03,686
Storya.

617
00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,204
Minions.

618
00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,761
Bonanza

619
00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,424
Glory hallelujah!

620
00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,564
Henry, come here, come here!

621
00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,393
- Huh?
- storya!

622
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:23,499
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?

623
00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,535
movie.

624
00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,295
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.

625
00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,125
Sí, sí, sí!

626
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,922
¿Qué pasa?

627
00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,130
Ah, looka, looka.

628
00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,063
James

629
00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:37,685
in la movies.

630
00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:40,343
Movies?

631
00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:42,103
James.

632
00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,415
Era fantástico.

633
00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,417
Minions don’t maka movies.

634
00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:46,970
Big Boss!

635
00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,076
y helpa James.

636
00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:54,046
Big Boss! Big Boss!

637
00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,187
Oops.

638
00:39:57,325 --> 00:39:59,466
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?

639
00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:00,812
Sí, sí.

640
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,192
movies.

641
00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,677
Boss.

642
00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,403
Big Boss!

643
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,681
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.

644
00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:09,510
Big Boss! Big Boss!

645
00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,201
Big Boss!

646
00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:12,927
Alles gut?

647
00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:21,798
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!

648
00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:31,946
Ooh, there’s romance.

649
00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:34,604
How’s that going to end up?

650
00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,779
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary.

651
00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,747
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.

652
00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:42,647
Yes, it’s clear
this is a real passion project,

653
00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,062
and you need to make it,

654
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,857
whatever challenges
get in your way.

655
00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:47,652
Sí, sí.

656
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:49,170
advice.

657
00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:50,448
Advice?

658
00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,105
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well

659
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,348
where do I start?

660
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,385
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.

661
00:40:57,524 --> 00:41:00,043
Um, you guys have
film equipment?

662
00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,907
Eh no.

663
00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,978
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.

664
00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,255
A crew?

665
00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:06,809
Crew. No.

666
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,845
No crew either? Mm.

667
00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:12,815
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?

668
00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,333
Sí.
kaiju.

669
00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:18,821
And what are you going to use
for your monster?

670
00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,581
Ah, uh

671
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,032
Aha. Okay.

672
00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,033
Listen to me carefully.

673
00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:25,931
What I’m going to tell you is

674
00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,209
very, very important.

675
00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:29,728
So, if you want

676
00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:33,283
to make a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster movie,

677
00:41:33,421 --> 00:41:36,286
you will need a <i>fantastisch,</i>
very cool monster.

678
00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:42,707
I can’t really help you
with that, I’m afraid.

679
00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,433
But I can give you this.

680
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,061
Un-un-un cámara.

681
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,408
Max, wirklich?

682
00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,514
It was a gift from my father.

683
00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:58,136
My first camera.

684
00:41:59,171 --> 00:42:01,726
I’m passing it on to you now.

685
00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:04,245
I believe in you, James.

686
00:42:04,383 --> 00:42:06,351
I know you’ll do great.

687
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:09,734
And remember,
a very cool monster movie

688
00:42:09,872 --> 00:42:11,943
needs a very cool monster.

689
00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:14,497
Max, darling. Come over here.

690
00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:16,534
Good luck, guys.

691
00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:23,299
kaiju.

692
00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,232
- Uh
- Ed.

693
00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:35,345
Oh

694
00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,244
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.

695
00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:38,659
Maka la movie!

696
00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:43,802
Ed saved the day!

697
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,355
James is gonna get his monster!

698
00:42:45,493 --> 00:42:47,979
Oh, well,
I’m happy you’re happy.

699
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,809
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?

700
00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:53,260
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.

701
00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:55,055
Yes! Please continue.

702
00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,229
What about Dick
and the other Minions?

703
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,783
Did they find a new boss?

704
00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,544
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.

705
00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:04,789
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission

706
00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:08,206
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe

707
00:43:08,344 --> 00:43:11,727
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.

708
00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,143
Big Boss! Big Boss!

709
00:43:14,281 --> 00:43:17,905
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!

710
00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,493
Attention.

711
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,806
Uh, attention, earthlings.

712
00:43:21,944 --> 00:43:24,602
Cease current activities
and listen.

713
00:43:27,225 --> 00:43:28,847
I am Dort,

714
00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:31,678
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler

715
00:43:31,816 --> 00:43:34,646
to judge this pathetic planet.

716
00:43:36,268 --> 00:43:38,063
Big Boss?

717
00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:41,791
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.

718
00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:44,035
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.

719
00:43:44,173 --> 00:43:45,933
Do you want to serve Dort?

720
00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:47,555
Okay, let’s go home.

721
00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,110
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom’s weekend.

722
00:43:50,248 --> 00:43:51,767
Oh, yes, and

723
00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:53,941
Come on, please.

724
00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:55,598
Leave me alone.

725
00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:57,669
Guys, look at this winner.

726
00:43:57,807 --> 00:43:59,015
Ah, thank you.

727
00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:00,741
That’s very kind.

728
00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:03,951
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort

729
00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:06,126
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

730
00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,404
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit

731
00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:09,819
is talking to us.

732
00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:13,064
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.

733
00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:14,272
Um, I mean

734
00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:15,929
You know, it’s dangerous
to hang out here

735
00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,585
dressed as a tin can.

736
00:44:20,588 --> 00:44:22,556
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.

737
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:26,698
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.

738
00:44:28,562 --> 00:44:31,254
I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.

739
00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:32,531
Please stop.

740
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,395
Oh, yeah? Or what?

741
00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,402
Whoa.

742
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,266
Why, you!

743
00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,377
Now you’ve done it.

744
00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,620
Dort was on a simple mission

745
00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:57,833
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,

746
00:44:57,971 --> 00:45:00,007
and then you went
and got all up

747
00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,630
in Dort’s
facial recognition sensors.

748
00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:03,977
Dort has made his decision

749
00:45:04,115 --> 00:45:06,324
regarding the fate
of this planet.

750
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,914
Dort is going to invade Earth

751
00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:13,262
and enslave humanity!

752
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,852
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.

753
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,992
Ah, greetings.

754
00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:20,683
I am Dort.

755
00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:22,340
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.

756
00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:24,100
Salutations, Richard.

757
00:45:24,238 --> 00:45:26,240
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.

758
00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,897
Mm, okay.

759
00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:32,246
Do you want to assist Dort
in a potentially
dangerous mission?

760
00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:35,146
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- Sí!

761
00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:38,632
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort’s secret lair!

762
00:45:40,668 --> 00:45:42,118
Big Boss!

763
00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,052
MINIONS [chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!

764
00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:48,884
Okay.

765
00:45:50,644 --> 00:45:51,852
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.

766
00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,923
Ed? ¡Vamos!

767
00:45:55,891 --> 00:45:58,134
Miso soup

768
00:45:58,272 --> 00:46:00,343
yaki onigiri

769
00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:01,966
edamame

770
00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,486
daifuku!

771
00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:13,080
Looka!

772
00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,921
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju!

773
00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,582
Yes! Yes, I’m free!

774
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,033
F-F-Freedom.

775
00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:36,586
Bah

776
00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,761
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?

777
00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:43,559
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.

778
00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:46,838
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I

779
00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,150
monstra.

780
00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,668
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.

781
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,256
And I just wanted to-- Whoa!

782
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,706
What you doing there, mister?

783
00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,259
Whoo.

784
00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,020
Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.

785
00:46:56,158 --> 00:46:58,022
Henry, no, no, no, no.

786
00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:06,444
Oh, no, I feel like I’ve
disappointed you in some way.

787
00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:08,791
I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help?

788
00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,655
le monstras?

789
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,796
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?

790
00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,557
Sí. Come here, come here.

791
00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:19,664
Que para le movies.

792
00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,045
Oh.

793
00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:24,151
You need monsters
for your movie.

794
00:47:24,289 --> 00:47:26,982
I know the perfect monsters
for you.

795
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,397
I’ll take you to ’em.

796
00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,502
Uh, uh, bank you!

797
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,159
Oh, by the way,

798
00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:34,955
I’m Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.

799
00:47:35,093 --> 00:47:37,371
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.

800
00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:38,856
Oh. Soy James.

801
00:47:38,994 --> 00:47:40,616
Oh, James.

802
00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:42,583
Rolls off the face tendrils.

803
00:47:42,721 --> 00:47:43,999
James.

804
00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,932
- Henry.
- Hey, bello.

805
00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,899
Henry. Oh, I like it.

806
00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,418
It sounds tough and rugged.

807
00:47:49,556 --> 00:47:51,213
It’s like,
“Oh, look out, here comes

808
00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:52,524
Henry!”

809
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:53,905
Ed.

810
00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,114
Ed. <i>Enchanté.</i>

811
00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:59,186
Oh, man,
it’s gonna be so much fun!

812
00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:00,947
Come on, come on!

813
00:48:01,085 --> 00:48:02,603
- -HENRY: Huh?
- What a fantastic day!

814
00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,329
No.

815
00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,195
Wipe your insolent feet

816
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,785
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.

817
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,133
Uh

818
00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:17,239
le lair?

819
00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,654
Affirmative.

820
00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,656
Everyone, file in.

821
00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,071
Dort!

822
00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,486
Where have you been?

823
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,662
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.

824
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,146
Yes, so sorry.

825
00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,700
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.

826
00:48:30,838 --> 00:48:33,048
But I come with good news.

827
00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,188
Look what I found
on my way back.

828
00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:37,362
Those muffins you love.

829
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,124
I only like the blueberry ones!

830
00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:42,126
Yes, you’re in luck.

831
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,819
And I can
only eat them
with a glass of

832
00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,338
Milk?

833
00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:52,550
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.

834
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,829
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.

835
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,452
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows
the planet.

836
00:48:58,590 --> 00:49:00,351
Excuse me. Excuse me.

837
00:49:00,489 --> 00:49:01,628
As will her cat.

838
00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:03,733
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.

839
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:08,497
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort’s roommate Floyd.

840
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:11,362
- Uh
- Bello, Floyd.

841
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,467
Hey. Sup?

842
00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,573
Mm, hey, Dort

843
00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:18,783
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.

844
00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:20,923
This is definitely a lair.

845
00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,614
No, looka.

846
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,375
Bink.

847
00:49:24,513 --> 00:49:25,963
Bed.

848
00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,724
Boyd.

849
00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:31,416
No, no. Floyd.

850
00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,936
Yeah, sí, Floyd.

851
00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,215
You foolish, naive Minion.

852
00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:39,010
You are actually standing in

853
00:49:39,148 --> 00:49:40,978
a very futuristic
alien spaceship

854
00:49:41,116 --> 00:49:43,394
made to look like
a dingy apartment.

855
00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:44,878
Very realistic, isn’t it?

856
00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,191
Even the weird smell.
That’s all fake.

857
00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:48,813
Impressive, I know.

858
00:49:52,161 --> 00:49:54,439
Huh? But, but

859
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,785
But nothing!

860
00:49:55,923 --> 00:49:58,236
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters

861
00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:01,653
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.

862
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,690
Engaging in slamming mode!

863
00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,004
Wow.

864
00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:09,006
Oh, Dort is so cool!

865
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,010
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.

866
00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:14,701
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.

867
00:50:14,839 --> 00:50:16,151
Wobble, wobble, wobble.

868
00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,876
Wobble, wobble.

869
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,569
Fellas.

870
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:23,089
Wobble, wobble?

871
00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:30,441
Wow, you’re really
into your art, James.

872
00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:31,925
You’re so passionate.

873
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,202
I think you’re a genius.

874
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:34,859
Oh, bank you.

875
00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,827
Huh?

876
00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:41,762
Ah.

877
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,662
Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw.

878
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,293
Ah la.

879
00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:59,090
No, no, no, no, no, no.

880
00:51:00,678 --> 00:51:02,369
Eh?

881
00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:07,271
Ah, phew.

882
00:51:28,223 --> 00:51:29,603
Whoopsie.

883
00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,295
Uh Oh, oh, look!

884
00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:34,850
There it is, our destination!

885
00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:37,784
¡Vamos!

886
00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,820
Let's go, fellas.

887
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,203
Uh, sí, sí.

888
00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:51,763
There.

889
00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,764
Huh?

890
00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:58,667
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.

891
00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,600
There has finally
received his orders

892
00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:02,843
from the Supreme High Ruler.

893
00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:07,158
It's time
to officially invade Earth!

894
00:52:10,644 --> 00:52:14,027
Yeah! Hey, there! There! There!

895
00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,856
MINIONS [chanting]:
There! There!

896
00:52:15,994 --> 00:52:20,067
DORT and MINIONS:
There! There! There! There!

897
00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,000
There! There!

898
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,971
There! There! There! There! There!

899
00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,421
There!

900
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,940
What did I say?
about the noise?!

901
00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:32,839
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.

902
00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:34,185
My apologies.

903
00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:36,774
With me. There. There.

904
00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:40,778
There. There. There. There.

905
00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,592
Attention, people of Earth!

906
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:05,458
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!

907
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:10,221
Yeah!

908
00:53:14,881 --> 00:53:17,849
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.

909
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,473
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.

910
00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:22,095
Hey.

911
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,201
Please stop
your shovel attack.

912
00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:26,651
Cease immediately,

913
00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,033
or you will pay the price.

914
00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,966
Looka, looka, buddies.

915
00:53:32,657 --> 00:53:35,833
Let’s see how you fare
against a similar attack,

916
00:53:35,971 --> 00:53:37,179
tiny insurgent.

917
00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,630
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.

918
00:53:39,768 --> 00:53:41,459
No, no, no,
you can’t kick that kid.

919
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,082
But he must be taught a lesson.

920
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,637
And also, he started it.

921
00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:50,054
You are not from
around these parts, are you?

922
00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:51,331
Well, no.

923
00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:53,299
I originate
from the planet Metlar.

924
00:53:53,437 --> 00:53:56,163
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?

925
00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:58,614
Right.
I don’t know where that is.

926
00:53:58,752 --> 00:54:01,168
But I’m from a small town
in Minnesota myself,

927
00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:02,584
so I understand the feeling

928
00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:04,344
of being a stranger
in the big city.

929
00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:08,935
So, what you’re saying is
I am now free to kick him.

930
00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:13,629
No, you can’t.

931
00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,597
Well, I should get a move on.

932
00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:17,806
My friends and I are headed
to a protest
for women’s rights.

933
00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,671
Do you believe
women and men are equal?

934
00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:23,087
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.

935
00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:26,332
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.

936
00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:30,474
You’re so funny and cute.

937
00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:32,545
Oh, I-I mean what you said.

938
00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,201
What you said is cute.

939
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,582
Uh, pardon?

940
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,584
Come on, Debbie,
we’re gonna be late.

941
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,414
Did you say Dort was

942
00:54:39,552 --> 00:54:40,863
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!

943
00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,451
Give women the vote!

944
00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:45,282
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

945
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,698
Bye! Don’t kick children!

946
00:54:47,836 --> 00:54:50,252
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!

947
00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:52,668
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?

948
00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:55,430
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,

949
00:54:55,568 --> 00:54:58,122
slightly postponing
Earth’s invasion.

950
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,055
Huh?

951
00:55:00,193 --> 00:55:02,299
You heard me. Follow Dort!

952
00:55:02,437 --> 00:55:03,886
Give women the vote!

953
00:55:04,024 --> 00:55:05,302
Give women the vote!

954
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,407
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.

955
00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:10,583
Uh, buddies?

956
00:55:10,721 --> 00:55:11,998
Bive women da bove!

957
00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:16,071
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!

958
00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,283
Come on! Come on, come on!

959
00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,527
James, you okay down there?

960
00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,806
The entrance is straight ahead.

961
00:55:32,536 --> 00:55:33,537
Patagonia!

962
00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:45,549
I can’t wait for you
to meet my friends!

963
00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,516
Watch your step!

964
00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,385
And here we are.

965
00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,595
You’re gonna love these gents.

966
00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:58,976
We get them,
and then we go to

967
00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:01,461
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.

968
00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:03,532
Yeah, sure--
to make your movie.

969
00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,570
Whoa.

970
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,675
There they are!

971
00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:10,815
Howard and Phillips.

972
00:56:10,953 --> 00:56:13,024
Goomi, magnífico.

973
00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,301
Right?

974
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,131
Ed, cinema. Cinema.

975
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,515
Don’t be scared though.
They’re such good guys.

976
00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:23,000
Just try not to look
too delicious.

977
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,035
Huh?!

978
00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,313
Hmm.

979
00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,026
Mega kaiju!

980
00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:51,200
Behold!

981
00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,726
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.

982
00:56:59,864 --> 00:57:02,626
All right, where were we?

983
00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:04,938
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!

984
00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,112
Yeah!

985
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,148
But wait, I’m sorry.
Quick question.

986
00:57:08,286 --> 00:57:10,254
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking
yellow guys first.

987
00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:11,669
Is that okay?

988
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,569
Guys, guys.

989
00:57:14,707 --> 00:57:17,537
We are not going
to destroy the world

990
00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,574
nor eat anyone in this room.

991
00:57:19,712 --> 00:57:21,161
Are we clear?

992
00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:22,577
- Huh?
- Not really.

993
00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:25,269
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.

994
00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:27,789
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.

995
00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:30,170
No, all that stuff is over.

996
00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,931
We are no longer evil.

997
00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:34,727
We work in
the motion picture industry.

998
00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,176
See?

999
00:57:36,314 --> 00:57:37,833
No worldwide destruction.

1000
00:57:37,971 --> 00:57:40,318
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.

1001
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,771
We’re just gonna
help James here
make his dreams come true.

1002
00:57:45,979 --> 00:57:47,705
Huh?

1003
00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:50,812
Oh!

1004
00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,124
Okay.

1005
00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,747
Wink, wink.

1006
00:57:54,885 --> 00:57:56,921
Got it. All right, we’re in.

1007
00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,786
They’re in!

1008
00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:01,650
Come on, let’s go to Hollywood!

1009
00:58:01,788 --> 00:58:03,583
Sí. Woot, woot!

1010
00:58:03,721 --> 00:58:05,827
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!

1011
00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:07,242
James, James.

1012
00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:09,589
loco.
Le monstra bada.

1013
00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:11,833
Henry
Stoppa, okay?

1014
00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,042
Stoppa.

1015
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,872
C’est me movie, okay? Me movie!

1016
00:58:18,046 --> 00:58:21,290
Howard having super weird day.

1017
00:58:21,428 --> 00:58:23,810
Uh

1018
00:58:24,949 --> 00:58:27,227
Faster!

1019
00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:29,160
Faster!

1020
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:31,300
Ah. Gooda, gooda.

1021
00:58:31,438 --> 00:58:32,819
Hey, Henry!

1022
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,344
Mm!

1023
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,037
Ah!

1024
00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,668
Mm-hmm.

1025
01:00:04,531 --> 01:00:07,465
Ooh, is this
where you make movies?

1026
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,985
Sí.

1027
01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,367
Fantastic.

1028
01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,265
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.

1029
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:15,991
Come here!

1030
01:00:16,129 --> 01:00:16,992
Come here!

1031
01:00:25,276 --> 01:00:28,659
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!

1032
01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,008
Uh, uh.

1033
01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:39,325
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.

1034
01:00:39,463 --> 01:00:40,706
- This is great.
- Huh?

1035
01:00:40,844 --> 01:00:41,914
Sí.

1036
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,746
El a destructo la terra!

1037
01:00:46,884 --> 01:00:48,437
C’est besta storya.

1038
01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,613
Oh, James, you’ve painted
such a wonderful picture

1039
01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:53,477
with your beautiful gibberish.

1040
01:00:53,615 --> 01:00:56,376
Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.

1041
01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619
Isn’t it, guys?

1042
01:00:57,757 --> 01:01:00,622
Who cares about the movie?

1043
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,730
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and

1044
01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:06,593
Smoosh people with feet!

1045
01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:08,561
Exactly. Smoosh.

1046
01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:09,769
Howard gets it.

1047
01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:11,668
Huh?

1048
01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,395
Okay, just a little
moment, please.

1049
01:01:16,776 --> 01:01:18,571
Uh, you and you, a word?

1050
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,504
We’ll be right back.

1051
01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:22,851
Oh. Okay.

1052
01:01:26,890 --> 01:01:28,961
Uh. Eh.

1053
01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,901
Goomi, what are we doing here?

1054
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,730
Back in the good old days,
you were all about

1055
01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,076
going from planet to planet,

1056
01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:43,458
obliterating
everything in sight.

1057
01:01:43,596 --> 01:01:45,805
Now you want to make movies?

1058
01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,082
You’ve changed, man.

1059
01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,015
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.

1060
01:01:49,153 --> 01:01:50,534
Where’s the trust?

1061
01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:53,019
Of course we’re gonna
destroy everything.

1062
01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,780
When those cameras
start rolling,

1063
01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,644
we’re going to conjure Irene.

1064
01:01:57,783 --> 01:01:59,474
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?

1065
01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:02,960
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.

1066
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,548
We’re gonna have our revenge,

1067
01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,827
but we’re gonna destroy
everything on the planet.

1068
01:02:07,965 --> 01:02:10,209
Destroy!

1069
01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:13,350
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?

1070
01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,147
Uh destroy?

1071
01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,839
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.

1072
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,015
James!

1073
01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:25,707
Get him!

1074
01:02:31,989 --> 01:02:34,095
Uh

1075
01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,648
Ooh!

1076
01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:46,624
- Ow!

1077
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,906
Hmm.

1078
01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:53,528
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1079
01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,118
Hey!

1080
01:02:58,844 --> 01:03:00,949
Eh, en garde!

1081
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,367
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

1082
01:03:08,543 --> 01:03:09,820
Aha!

1083
01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:18,311
James!

1084
01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:20,831
Huh? Henry?

1085
01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,074
Henry?!

1086
01:03:22,212 --> 01:03:23,938
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.

1087
01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:26,009
Henry?

1088
01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:28,943
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.

1089
01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:30,220
There’s no Henry here.

1090
01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:32,878
Uh, just us monsters, you know,

1091
01:03:33,016 --> 01:03:34,638
talking about, uh

1092
01:03:34,776 --> 01:03:39,885
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.

1093
01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,372
This is Irene.

1094
01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,718
Oh.

1095
01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:50,516
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.

1096
01:03:50,654 --> 01:03:52,414
The coolest monster ever,

1097
01:03:52,552 --> 01:03:55,832
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.

1098
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,281
Oh, I promise you, James,

1099
01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,697
you’ve never seen
a monster like her.

1100
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,493
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!

1101
01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:28,934
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.

1102
01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,797
GOOMI [laughs]:
Okay.

1103
01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,523
The big day has arrived.

1104
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,111
And I have good news.

1105
01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,182
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat

1106
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,012
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.

1107
01:04:38,150 --> 01:04:40,428
And he said he’s sorry
for being such a doink,

1108
01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:43,396
and also that the scene
we’re about to do, you know,

1109
01:04:43,534 --> 01:04:46,158
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it’s missing something.

1110
01:04:46,296 --> 01:04:49,057
- Huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1111
01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:51,335
But Henry had a solution.

1112
01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:53,682
What if, when the monster
first comes out,

1113
01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,305
she eats a victim

1114
01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:57,824
to let the audience know
that she means business.

1115
01:04:57,963 --> 01:05:00,931
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered

1116
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:05,004
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!

1117
01:05:07,317 --> 01:05:09,146
Henry! Bank you!

1118
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,976
Mm-mm, mm-mm!

1119
01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,874
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?

1120
01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:15,256
- He’s really getting
into the part.
- Aw.

1121
01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:17,534
Well, James.

1122
01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:19,191
Jim. Jimmy.

1123
01:05:19,329 --> 01:05:20,744
Jimothy.

1124
01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:24,437
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?

1125
01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,991
Sí, sí.

1126
01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:28,925
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?

1127
01:05:29,063 --> 01:05:30,271
Th-This is your project.

1128
01:05:30,409 --> 01:05:31,582
I don’t want
to step on any toes.

1129
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,171
No problemo. Lumiosa!

1130
01:05:35,379 --> 01:05:36,139
Sonos!

1131
01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:39,038
Y smoka!

1132
01:05:39,176 --> 01:05:41,247
<i>Minions y Monstras.</i>

1133
01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:42,593
Uno!

1134
01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:50,947
The end is finally here.

1135
01:05:51,085 --> 01:05:54,019
Earth is living
its last moments.

1136
01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:56,538
The monsters are back

1137
01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:58,816
with a vengeance!

1138
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:04,961
The time for Irene
has come again!

1139
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:06,548
Rahlia!

1140
01:06:06,686 --> 01:06:09,206
Yogsogoth!

1141
01:06:10,104 --> 01:06:11,898
Flitahgen!

1142
01:06:12,037 --> 01:06:14,591
Carbonica!

1143
01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:18,146
Alea Iacta Est!

1144
01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:22,633
Mercurio Sulubidis!

1145
01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:28,674
Cardamen Macchiato!

1146
01:06:41,549 --> 01:06:45,725
Welcome, the all-consuming,

1147
01:06:45,863 --> 01:06:48,694
all-powerful Irene!

1148
01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:56,564
Irene!

1149
01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:00,809
Wow, you’re so beautiful!

1150
01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,950
So big, so orange, so

1151
01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:07,437
G-G-Gooey!

1152
01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:09,749
Now feed, Irene!

1153
01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:12,821
Feast on our modest offering

1154
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,548
and go forth into the world!

1155
01:07:23,522 --> 01:07:25,627
C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry!

1156
01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:50,652
James! Helpa me!

1157
01:07:50,790 --> 01:07:52,240
Huh? Helpa?

1158
01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:53,931
But por qué helpa?

1159
01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:00,524
James!

1160
01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:01,905
Uh, no, no!

1161
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,217
Stoppa!

1162
01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:04,942
Irene, stoppa!

1163
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,186
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!

1164
01:08:07,324 --> 01:08:09,809
Stop? I’m not gonna stop.

1165
01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:12,329
I’ve been waiting
for this moment for eons.

1166
01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:16,161
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.

1167
01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:18,024
No!

1168
01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:24,100
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1169
01:08:27,033 --> 01:08:29,484
Henry! Oh, oh, no!

1170
01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:59,342
Henry! Uh

1171
01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:10,560
That was super fun.

1172
01:09:10,698 --> 01:09:13,356
What a perfect day
this has been.

1173
01:09:13,494 --> 01:09:14,840
Thank you so much.

1174
01:09:14,978 --> 01:09:16,911
Oh. Oh, no.

1175
01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,293
No, no. No. Thank you.

1176
01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,364
I really like you, Dort.
You’re

1177
01:09:21,502 --> 01:09:24,056
you’re not like
the other men that I know.

1178
01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:27,887
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings

1179
01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,131
to avoid appearing vulnerable?

1180
01:09:30,269 --> 01:09:32,858
Well, yes, but more like,
with you

1181
01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:36,655
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.

1182
01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:39,209
Aw, Debbie.

1183
01:09:39,347 --> 01:09:41,177
Dort.

1184
01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:03,026
C’est la Henry!

1185
01:10:03,164 --> 01:10:05,028
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!

1186
01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,167
Help buddy, buddy.

1187
01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:08,134
- Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!

1188
01:10:08,273 --> 01:10:09,619
Look at that thing!

1189
01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,104
Well, he’s no match
for my robot boyfriend.

1190
01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,762
Go! Get him, baby!

1191
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,384
Um, yes, yes.

1192
01:10:16,522 --> 01:10:19,353
But that thing i-is huge!

1193
01:10:19,491 --> 01:10:22,114
Uh, I, um

1194
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:23,426
Okay.

1195
01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,257
- Dort?
- Dort?

1196
01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,125
- Dort!

1197
01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,402
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?

1198
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:36,162
Buddies.
Dort.

1199
01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,474
Y tú. Helpa Henry!

1200
01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:38,993
Huh? Helpa Henry?

1201
01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,271
Sí, helpa Henry!

1202
01:10:41,409 --> 01:10:42,686
Buddies!

1203
01:10:42,824 --> 01:10:45,586
Helpa Henry!

1204
01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:12,406
On my command, prepare to fire!

1205
01:11:14,891 --> 01:11:15,823
And, uh

1206
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,623
Fall back! Fall back!

1207
01:11:24,866 --> 01:11:26,730
Huh?

1208
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:36,706
- Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.

1209
01:11:36,844 --> 01:11:39,778
Uh, uh, uh, uh

1210
01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,642
Hmph.

1211
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,368
Meow.

1212
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,101
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

1213
01:11:53,239 --> 01:11:55,103
Dort!

1214
01:11:56,139 --> 01:11:58,072
Where are we going?

1215
01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,972
Dort!

1216
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:03,284
Opena!

1217
01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,323
Huh?

1218
01:12:19,231 --> 01:12:20,612
Phew.

1219
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,130
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Ouch! Ouch!

1220
01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,063
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch!

1221
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,558
Henry.

1222
01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:37,249
So I guess this is the end.

1223
01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,493
Irene, finish him!

1224
01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,322
Huh?

1225
01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,947
Oh!

1226
01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:49,917
No, no, no, no, no!

1227
01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:58,408
Henry!

1228
01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,455
Huh?

1229
01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:26,332
Ah, no!

1230
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,794
Ah

1231
01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,008
Ah

1232
01:13:52,186 --> 01:13:53,498
Huh? Henry!

1233
01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:54,913
James!

1234
01:13:55,051 --> 01:13:56,432
Toot, toot!

1235
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:00,608
- Minions!
- Huh?

1236
01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:02,576
What?

1237
01:14:04,785 --> 01:14:07,166
Mm, piñata!

1238
01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:11,136
Huh?

1239
01:14:20,904 --> 01:14:22,285
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

1240
01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:23,389
Click! Click! Click?

1241
01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:26,254
Yah! Yah!

1242
01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:39,129
Ow!

1243
01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:44,963
Bazooka!

1244
01:15:03,637 --> 01:15:05,052
James!

1245
01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,364
Looka, looka!

1246
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,366
Go, go, go!

1247
01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:28,282
Oh!

1248
01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:41,778
Good game, fellas,
but it’s over.

1249
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,540
Irene, take ’em all down!

1250
01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:54,550
Uh, James.

1251
01:16:02,281 --> 01:16:04,042
Huh?

1252
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,700
Ah, ah, what’s happening?
Who dares?

1253
01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:12,844
I am Dort!

1254
01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,950
Bravo!

1255
01:16:16,088 --> 01:16:19,229
Call off your attack, or else.

1256
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,715
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?

1257
01:16:21,853 --> 01:16:23,579
We’ve got Irene!

1258
01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,063
Agreed.

1259
01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:28,066
But I’ve got

1260
01:16:28,204 --> 01:16:30,758
Minions!

1261
01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:33,830
Piñata!

1262
01:17:06,276 --> 01:17:07,588
Uh, no.

1263
01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:17,909
Ah

1264
01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:19,186
Kanpai!

1265
01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:24,847
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

1266
01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:51,080
GOOMI [sobbing]:
Irene!

1267
01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,289
Hey, Goomi!

1268
01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:54,462
Huh?

1269
01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,951
- Huh?
- Oh, no.

1270
01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:01,711
No, no. No, no, no, no.

1271
01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,781
No, no, no, no!

1272
01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:05,163
Undo la spella.

1273
01:18:05,301 --> 01:18:07,648
Command-Zed!

1274
01:18:07,786 --> 01:18:09,029
Run for it, boys!

1275
01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,238
Undo!

1276
01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:18,728
Command-Zed!

1277
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:22,180
Don’t you dare lock me
in there again, or I’m gonna

1278
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,222
Dick!

1279
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,396
Tú le besta.

1280
01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,053
No, Greg. Tú le besta.

1281
01:18:33,191 --> 01:18:35,365
Ah. Oh!

1282
01:18:37,609 --> 01:18:38,575
Oh.

1283
01:18:40,612 --> 01:18:42,925
Dort! Dort!

1284
01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:46,066
Oh, Debbie!

1285
01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:48,482
<i>Yes, indeed.</i>

1286
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:51,865
<i>The day and Earth itself
was saved.</i>

1287
01:18:52,003 --> 01:18:53,590
<i>All was right in the world.</i>

1288
01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,283
<i>And get this.</i>

1289
01:18:56,421 --> 01:18:58,872
<i>Ed had never stopped filming.</i>

1290
01:19:07,052 --> 01:19:10,090
<i>And so,
after months of hard work,</i>

1291
01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:12,817
<i>and with the help
of all of his buddies,</i>

1292
01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:15,647
<i>James had made his dream
come true.</i>

1293
01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:18,719
<i>He had done it.</i>

1294
01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,860
<i>He had finally made his movie.</i>

1295
01:19:28,729 --> 01:19:30,317
<i>And let me tell you,</i>

1296
01:19:30,455 --> 01:19:34,183
<i>watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,</i>

1297
01:19:34,321 --> 01:19:38,083
<i>there was truly nothing better.</i>

1298
01:19:38,221 --> 01:19:40,430
James! James!

1299
01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:41,742
James! James!

1300
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,435
James! James!
James! James! James!

1301
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,269
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.

1302
01:19:51,407 --> 01:19:52,822
Bank you.

1303
01:19:53,685 --> 01:19:55,204
Bank you.

1304
01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:56,964
Bravo!

1305
01:19:57,102 --> 01:19:59,415
I’m so proud of you, James!

1306
01:19:59,553 --> 01:20:00,657
Oh, xiè xie.

1307
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,107
Fantastic work, Minions.

1308
01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:04,592
That was incredible.

1309
01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,698
Fun for the whole family.

1310
01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:13,809
<i>And the evening just
kept getting better and better.</i>

1311
01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:16,259
Uh

1312
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,505
Uh.

1313
01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:22,921
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1314
01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:24,820
Bank you, Henry.

1315
01:20:30,756 --> 01:20:33,380
<i>Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment</i>

1316
01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:36,279
<i>that none of them
would ever forget.</i>

1317
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,213
<i>They had done it.</i>

1318
01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:43,286
<i>The Minions
had achieved success
in the face of adversity.</i>

1319
01:20:43,424 --> 01:20:45,668
And even though
it took a long time

1320
01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:49,845
and it wasn’t always easy,
they came out on top.

1321
01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:51,570
As a group.

1322
01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296
As a tribe.

1323
01:20:53,434 --> 01:20:55,126
As friends.

1324
01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,438
Aw!

1325
01:20:58,336 --> 01:20:59,509
Cut!

1326
01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:01,753
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!

1327
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,651
Bank you!

1328
01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:07,310
Hey, hey.

1329
01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,450
- Bank you!
- Way to go, Minions.

1330
01:21:09,588 --> 01:21:11,901
Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!

1331
01:21:13,316 --> 01:21:15,974
Hey!

1332
01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,741
Thank you.

1333
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,157
Whoo!

1334
01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,885
- Hey.
- Come here, come here.

1335
01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:35,752
Bank you, Floyd!

1336
01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:38,686
Aw.

1337
01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,898
Eh, James, tapioca?

1338
01:21:43,036 --> 01:21:45,762
- Tapioca.
- Credits!

1339
01:22:05,610 --> 01:22:06,922
Ooh.

1340
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,269
Eh.

1341
01:22:09,407 --> 01:22:11,685
Hey, hey, Mini Boss.

1342
01:22:42,026 --> 01:22:43,717
Whoa!

1343
01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:45,167
Bello?

1344
01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100
Stuart, helpa con la booka.

1345
01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,654
Uh

1346
01:22:55,556 --> 01:22:57,524
Ah, uh, uh

1347
01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:00,699
Ow! Ow! Ooh!

1348
01:23:00,837 --> 01:23:03,081
Stop! Hey, stop it!

1349
01:23:14,403 --> 01:23:15,335
Eh?

1350
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,099
Uh

1351
01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:23,688
Ah.

1352
01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,054
Ooh, looka, looka!

1353
01:23:53,269 --> 01:23:54,891
Come here, come here!

1354
01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:12,185
Kitty Gru!

1355
01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,221
Rawr.

1356
01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:19,882
Sheepy Gru!

1357
01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:21,021
Baa

1358
01:24:22,367 --> 01:24:23,679
Ooh, ooh.

1359
01:24:23,817 --> 01:24:26,302
Penguin Gru!

1360
01:24:29,443 --> 01:24:32,032
Piggy Gru!




